today was damn stupid

John: *sees jonsoon*
John: hi jonsoon!
(Jonsoon): im not jonathan. im jeremy!
John: *thinks hes talking about jeremy eu* WHAT! UR JONathan damnit!
(Jonsoon): ???

well. later i found out from jontang hes JEREMY SOON. WALAO SINCE WHEN DOES HE HAVE A TWIN

u know twins are scary. they look exactly the same. if they switched place no one would notice.

imagine arh. what if u had a twin. then u both looked alike. then whe nu see each other its like looking into a mirror =.= freaky. then maybe when u were babies ur mum mixed you up. then letsay jonsoon is actually jeremy soon and jeremy soon is actually jonsoon :O. then when u were babies, both are hungry. then the mum feeds one baby. then she puts him down and then the next person is supposed to feed the other baby. then the person picks up the wrong one. then one eats twice and the other one gets hungry :O

walao! twins are bad. rawr! haha. then i told jontang maye he has a twin bro called jeremy tang. then he called me jeremy cheong =.= so now jeremy eu became jon eu oO. i vote that all jeremy's are the evil twins and johns/jons are the good twins!

haha cara i want ur drama night tickets D:

life is good,
when you eat food!

hahah say it with a robotic voice. and pause at the comma.

anyway, today bio prac was quite fun! it was retarded. we had to cut up a sheeps heart. haha. the first thing i did was stick a straw in the hole and dared justin lim to suck it. it was damn stupid hahaha we wanted to pay him $2. then he was going to do it, until he poked it and blood came out

then later they cut it open. then me and jontang were damn freaked out by it! even though we were wearing plastic gloves, i swear the gloves are permeable! when we tried to stick our hand through the aorta or venacava orwhatever, hahah it was damn funny.

jontang: i'll pay u $2 if u stick ur finger through the hole!
*john tries to stick his little finger. then withdraws his hand quickly*
John: EEW! I CAN FEEL THE BLODO! ITS COLD AND WET
*jontang does it , making faces*
jontang: GAH MY FINGER IS STUCK! GETTIT OFF! GET IT OFF!
*john laughs at him*
*jontang takes the scissors and cuts the thing off*
jontang: ehh. so do i get any money?
john: NO! U WERE THE ONE WHO STARTED THE BET!
jontang: oh shit =.=

hahaha. then we slacked and let the rest do the work. then we plotted how we're going to throw the heart on PSK's head. haha lousy teacher lah she. then this was our plan

john & jon: MADAM! I HEART YOU! *puts the thing on her head*
*watches the blood drip down her face*
john & jon: you look much better now xD
PSK: really? *smiles and adjusts the heart*

then everyday we'll see her with a new heart with blood dripping down her face. eew! the blood is damn sick lah. its really cold and wet. and it has this sickish pale red colour. but i don't think she would have minded lah. she was like poking and pulling the heart with her BARE HANDS. eeeeee! no wonder she looks like that now..

then we went to the other tables and cut up all their hearts with our scissors and screwing theirs up haha! then we sat down. then justin was cutting open the heart. then the blood sort of spluttered. and like invisible droplets spluttered lah! then we both felt it on our knees. EEEE D:

then we ran 3 rounds around the lab shouting. then we eventaully stopped. then PSK was like leaning over some table explaining. so we sneaked up to the table behind her, climbed up on it, then washed our knees on the sink. then she turned around =.=

hahaha. then everyone was trying to scare us with the blood lah. then me and jontang had to sit under the table to hide from her cause she wanted us to stay back =.= she was like shouting our name to go up to her bench and listen to some stupid thing that we were supposed to learn =.= so we were sitting under the table on the floor and imaginning if ppl dropped the heart on the floor be4 =.=

so in the end, we copied the answers and sneaked out the back door. and theodore was damn retard lah! he cut out all the aortas and vena caras and all those s tuff. then he put it around his fingers (with plastic gloves lah!) as if it were rings. then he freaked out ppl haha.

then me and jontang ran all the way to the SAC. then we wanted to buy donburi. then we were imaginging the auntie giving us the bowl with the heart in it wiht onions and seaweed on top =.= eew! anyway the queue was damn long. then we didn't know what to do. then jontang said we shud stand there stare at the queue and look forlorn. haha in the end we just cut queue. and when we returend the bowl, almost all the ppl who starting queuing up way before us were still in the queue lol

then the thought of the day today was "st johns day " on the notice board. then i erased it to "john day". then rekha vijay saw it (my physics teacher). then she got pissed cause shes the teacher incharge of st johns. then she saw it first, then she looked pissed. then she asked who did it. then she was setting up her laptop and not paying attention. then i earased the H. then it became "jon day". HAHA! nice one xD.

k haha. only today was fun. the rest of the days sucked its damn lousy. only todays worth typing about.

whoo play tennis!

screw you.

AH SINGAPORE IS SO BORING. i can like go out whenever i want, but theres no one to go out with. TIM I WANNA TRADE! so lucky. like its better to have ppl to go out with but only allowed to go out once a week.

again, im thinking about doing amandas homework. like the last 2 lessons i actually did it :O. i havent even started on this one. and its like. more homework. i duno how. therse er. 4 questions :O im scared!

zz. still duno what to do. can't sleep.

whacking myself is fun!

Sometimes in our lives we all have pain

We all have sorrow

But if we are wise

We know that there's always tomorrow



YA RIGHT =.=



lala. everyones overseas. to vietnam or china or australia etc. so lonely! rawr.